Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load-a the car!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Peeka who?

Peeka boo I see you.​

Knock knock. Who’s there?


Boo who?

Sorry I made you cry!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone.

What dog keeps the best time?

A watchdog

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.